Dominance theory, or dumbinance theory as I prefer to call it, reared its howling head again, this time as a prescription for child rearing—“Becoming the Alpha Dog in Your Own Home.” (As of today, the most popular article in the NYT.) Meet Cesar Millan, the new no-nonsense nanny. Here. In the New York Times. Again. (In case you missed the last exercise in fawning over Millan by the national paper of record, go here.)
To mark this dubious occasion I decided to get out ye ol’ bellows and stir up some embers of thought ignited by this bonfire of the insanities.
Insanity? You betcha. It’s downright crazy to look at one thing and see another, or not to see anything at all. Take dog poop. Poop is poop. Not chocolate puddin’. If you think poop is puddin’, you are in denial. And, I don’t mean you’re cruising in a river in Egypt.
My aim here is to clear the smoke from our eyes so we can see what’s what, and stop convincing ourselves that that stuff we’re eatin’ is puddin’ and not poop. It’s poop!
Let’s begin with this quote from the Times article exhorting you to be the alpha dog in your own home, Cesar-style. It’s attributed to Allison Pearson, author of the novel “I Don’t Know How She Does It” about the pressures of contemporary motherhood. She said, “Unlike modern parents…dog trainers don’t think discipline equals being mean.”
Ah. Come again? Cesar Millan doesn’t dish out mean “discipline”? Is there more than one Cesar Millan? Did I miss something? I don’t think so. I’ll make a bold statement here. I am not crazy. Cesar ain’t dishing out puddin’.
Just to be fair, if Pearson was referring to the likes of Ian Dunbar or Karen Pryor or Pat Miller or Trish King, to name just a handful of excellent dog trainers who don’t think discipline equals being mean, I’m with her. They rely on the science of behavior and research that shows, time and again, that putting your energy into positively reinforcing your dog for doing the behaviors that you like rather going on a search and destroy mission for the behaviors that you don’t like, not only gives you a well-mannered dog, or child for that matter, but a relationship based on trust, not fear.
But, given that the Times article was about Cesar Millan, presumably, that’s who Pearson was talking about. (Or, the author of the article, by leaving the reader to make her own inference, makes it appear Pearson was referring to Millan. Allison, who were you talking about?)
Am I saying that Cesar’s style of discipline is mean? In a word, yes. In fact, it’s beyond mean. It’s sometimes cruel and abusive. When Cesar forces a fearful dog-aggressive dog to confront his fear by bringing the dog face-to-face with another dog and then strangles the dog with a choke collar for struggling to get away, or for aggressing, that’s mean. When Cesar drags a Saint Bernard who is fearful of stairs up a flight of stairs by the neck to get him over his fear of stairs, that’s mean. When he wraps a shock collar on a dog’s neck and shocks it to make it stop chasing the cat as the owner looks on, visibly shaken, that’s mean.
Do I think Millan thinks he’s being mean? No, I don’t. But that doesn’t mean he isn’t.
I think Cesar Millan is in denial about what he’s doing to dogs in the name of “discipline”. And, his placid demeanor enhances the delusion. Think about it. If he yelled in anger as he kicked, slapped, pushed, and choked dogs, we’d be appalled. We’d call the SPCA. We’d boycott National Geographic Channel and it’s advertisers.
Let me be clear. Millan does deserve credit for not flying into a rage when he disciplines a dog. For that he is a decent role model. Indeed, the first rule of dog training is Do not rage at your dog. If you are frustrated, or angry just stop interacting with your dog until you calm down. (Take note. This is good advice to follow with your child or your spouse or your friends.)
But unfortunately Millan’s self-styled calm-assertive veneer polishes the illusion that his discipline does good, not harm. Choking a dog into submission while remaining bucolic makes it appear as if the medicine is going down like, well, puddin’. Presumably if Millan is placid and not acting out of anger then he’s not hurting the dog either.
So when his disciples repeat and repeat, as if in a trance, Cesar says anything that works is okay as along as you don’t harm the dog, they’re in denial too. And when the National Geographic Channel and the New York Times further aids and abets this lunacy, we are entering the realm of collective consensual denial of harm.
But, hey, so what?
Here’s what. Denial scrambles reality. Denial allows us to do harm without recognizing our actions as harmful. Denial invites us to rationalize harm away.
Take blame the victim, for example, as in he’s a red zone dog. Cesar’s methods are all that will work. (Not true).
Or, minimization as in it’s not so bad. That’s a good one. I wonder if Bella, the American Bull Dog, would agree that it wasn’t so bad when Millan activated the electric collar he put on her to teach her not to guard her food. (For an excellent deconstruction of this episode of the Dog Whisperer go here.)
Denial also provides us with cover for not doing the right thing, for not taking a stand against harm.
We have a choice. We can clear the smoke from our eyes, point out poop when we see it and haul it away. Or, we can keep on chowin’ down the puddin’ around the bonfire of the insanities. What are you going to do?
Are you trying to say that everything that is shown on TV isn’t based on reality and truth? I mean if enough people believe it and it makes money it must be true, right? Surely the folks who produce TV shows have the best interests of our dogs (and children) as their first priority. Don’t they?
Maybe I shouldn’t employ sarcasm as it can too easily be misinterpreted, but I feel as though we are going through some kind of ‘dark age’ during which reason and science are seen as our enemy. The ease with which people can be manipulated doesn’t seem to change over the generations I suppose. When I watched Mr. Millan speaking to a group of nodding, smiling heads the word that kept going through my head was, ‘suckers’.
Hi Debbie,
It’s hard not to be sarcastic! I do wonder what’s in the koolaide so many people are drinking. Or what’s already in people’s minds that CM’s bs sticks like velcro. OY!
A friend sent me a link to the NYT piece over the weekend. Ick!
In a way, it’s almost scarier to me that Milan is so calm during these punishments. How cold and calculating is that?
Actually, I thought about writing that CM’s placid demeanor as he delivers torture looks deranged. Sadistic. Sick. I’m reminded of abusive parents who whip their children with a belt or hanger, totally straight faced. “This is for your own good.” Yuck!
I saw that article in the NYT and it was just so horrifying and sweet at the same time. I’ve heard of “projection” in psychology, where we see ourselves in others, and so much of dog training involves a sort of showmanship, like where the magician convinces the audience that he REALLY DID saw the woman in half, and with Millan, it just boggles me the way people fill in what they want to expect to hear.
It is hard to listen deeply. We want to find goodness, especially in cute men with troubled dogs. We want everything to be nice and people to be right. And so, these people seem to be taking a fine approach to child care, and then they say they got it from Millan. They didn’t get it from Millan. They’re projecting.
Emperor’s New Clothes and Suspension of Disbelief! If people had first watched the show with the sound turned DOWN, they would not be so convinced.
As he is now here in the UK we are finding that news of his punishment methods preceeds him. The harsh methods not welcome. It is clear that the TV presenters do NOT allow hiding behind ‘the dog deserves it because the people let it get fat and made it wear a coat’ excuse.
There are no excuses for scaring animals beyond coping. There is no entertainment in this.
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